<Footle> You are standing in a maze of twisty geeks, all alike. There are exits up, down, sideways, backwards, and widdershins. There is a grue here. It seems to be avoiding you.
<RobL> go north
<Clive> get the lamp
<will-h> open chest
<will-h> take heart
<RobL> there is no lamp here.
<will-h> rub bellend
<RobL> you can't take the heart without the amulet.
<RobL> time passes.
<Footle> Thorin begins to sing about gold.
<will-h> kill gandalf
<RobL> what do you want to kill gandalf with?
<will-h> use ANAL VIOLATER 3 with gandalf
<RobL> you have no ANAL VIOLATER 3.
<Footle> (my god, what have I done now?)
<RobL> you have: Nipple Clamps, Double Ended Dildo, Snooker ball inside a sock, Knuckle Dusters, a pork sword, and a spam dagger.
<Footle> wield snookerball
<Footle> bludgeon joelvietch
<RobL> joelvietch is already dead.
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