<@highmeh`> He told me when I release this ticketing system that i have to fucking handhold the sales force and not talk to sales management at all about it
<@highmeh`> so my entire project plan is a waste of time right now
<@Scarecrow411> repackage ticketing software with bonzi buddy
<@cheesey> replace bonzi buddy with post-it notes
<@cheesey> delivery medium: strippers. That's a good way to get sales guys' attention
<@cheesey> a stripper dances into the sales office with small yellow gluey things covering her body and then does the equivalent of the dance of the thousand veils across the floor, depositing them on people's desks
<@cheesey> *that's* the way you do corporate communication.
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