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#5426
10:19
03 April 2008 [+]
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<@Rick> Morning
* jeremy rolls Rick over in front of an unsuspecting IRC channel
<@Rick> I think we've found the person guilty of the recent spate of Rick-Rolling!
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#5294
19:12
27 March 2008 [+]
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<@Phil> can anyone tell me what RIP is actually practically useful for ?
<@cpufreak> gravestones.
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#5039
11:18
04 March 2008 [+]
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#london.pm
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<gbjk> Dog and duck chucked us out at 7.30 on saturday!
<gbjk> In the middle of our deserts.
<gbjk> "Sorry, we've got a private function"
<teejay> eep
<Penfold> gbjk: there's gotta be a Java or C++ gag in there somewhere?
<teejay> did they not tell you before you sat down ?
<teejay> that's minimal professionalism
<Penfold> teejay: no, of course not. why would you expose a private member function outside your class? :)
<teejay> *sigh*
<Penfold> I'll get my coat.
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#4473
18:02
13 March 2008 [+]
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Holborn
#dl-bar
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17:52 Biddle laughs
17:52 <@Biddle> I've just answered the phone with an Indian accent as I thought I recognised the number
17:52 <@Biddle> "Good evening pliz how may I be helping you tonight?"
17:53 <@Biddle> Some Indian call centre guy calling to see if I have a mortgage
17:53 <@Biddle> I had to stay in character :(
17:53 <@Biddle> "I will ask the master of the house if he is taking calls. One moment pliz."
17:54 <@Biddle> 10 seconds later... "I am sorry sir but the master of the house does not wish to conduct business with you. Good day and thank you pliz."
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#4472
18:01
13 March 2008 [+]
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Holborn
#dl-bar
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17:52 Biddle laughs
17:52 <@Biddle> I've just answered the phone with an Indian accent as I thought I recognised the number
17:52 <@Biddle> "Good evening pliz how may I be helping you tonight?"
17:53 <@Biddle> Some Indian call centre guy calling to see if I have a mortgage
17:53 <@Biddle> I had to stay in character :(
17:53 <@Biddle> "I will ask the master of the house if he is taking calls. One moment pliz."
17:54 <@Biddle> 10 seconds later... "I am sorry sir but the master of the house does not wish to conduct business with you. Good day and thank you pliz."
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#2774
09:09
12 December 2007 [+]
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08:11 <@cenhinen> well have to keep the doctors happy :)
08:12 <@Dr_ePhil> r
08:12 <@Dr_ePhil> tis good for your health
08:12 <@cenhinen> which reminds me, i have this little rash...
08:12 <@Dr_ePhil> heh
08:12 <@Dr_ePhil> I'm not that kind of doctor
08:12 * cenhinen puts his pants back on
08:12 <@cenhinen> oh
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#2675
14:32
07 December 2007 [+]
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#orgy
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<footooratika> I just recieved a myspace message saying "I want to fuck u"
<footooratika> wtf?
<james> footooratika: too subtle? need an illustration?
<footooratika> james : roffle.
<footooratika> I don't know them though. :/
<Shrike> I don't personally know Angelina Jolie, but I still send her "I want to fuck you" messages on myspace
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#2518
17:58
02 December 2007 [+]
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* &unhuman is staring at a giant c;ock
<&unhuman> Er
<&unhuman> *cock
<&unhuman> DAMMIT
<&unhuman> *CLOCK
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#2497
21:15
30 November 2007 [+]
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#london.pm
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<t0m> oh god. I'm talking tomorrow about software I've never used, that doesn't run on my workstation yet, that my copy of SVK refuses to check out.
<t0m> did I mention the slides are in french?
<t0m> I think I'll start drinking now
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#2197
14:32
19 November 2007 [+]
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#ut
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<@Jigsy> [10:37:19] <OD_Jonno> even the adults over 18 are soon to be limited to smoking in their houses
<@Jigsy> Unless a burglar breaks in.
<@Jigsy> Then it becomes his workplace.
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