Random Quotes
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#1076
10:54
17 August 2007 [+]
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Netgoth
#orgy
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<denny> I'm really not enjoying this week
<mst> it had a monday in it
<mst> that's always a bad sign
<BurritoB> mst++
* mst has quit (Quit: leaving)
* mst (matthewt@217.168.146.69) has joined #orgy
<HauntedUnix> mst overflowed. bad BurritoB.
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#645
04:11
01 September 2004 [+]
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efnet
#business
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<obz> In my own experience its a much better approach to once you've decided someone is in fact possibly worthy of being called "friend" to show the action by breaking the conduit of social exchange from business to personal so as its a mutually observed agreement
<obz> i guess.
<@badon> obz: english please
<@badon> haha
<obz> ?
<obz> oooh
<obz> um
<@badon> obz: you try to be eloquent, and you screw it up so badly. Speak hillbilly and you'll get your point across better :)
<obz> Take the nigga that you know is down and is a homie out rollin one night and smoke a fatty yo
<obz> ....
<@badon> obz: haha
<@badon> obz: well, that made sense!
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#497
11:53
21 May 2004 [+]
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<@alex> Concern was growing today about a potential mad cow disease
timebomb as experts warned thousands of Britons are unknowing
carriers of the human form.
<@alex> :(
<@alex> Thanks, British farming
<@alex> you save money, and we all turn into spackers
<@alex> good job guys!
<@katy> heh
<@alex> I hate that whole attitude
< urly> It's cool to hate.
<@alex> why can't all those capitalist fucks get cancer
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#153
09:05
20 June 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<SlayerXP> http://www.methinks.co.uk/irc/?quote=151
<adem> lol
<adem> slayer : i wish you lot would just hack the site and start accepting quotes yourselves
<christel> haha
<adem> it's sooo much effort to click 'yes'
<adem> :\
<SlayerXP> adem: just give me the root password :)
<adem> you can't reach the box from where you are
<adem> :)
<adem> oh, you can
<adem> eek
<adem> just as well i didn't give you the password then
<Biddles> u:root p:suckademssaltyballs
<adem> no
<adem> it's IWISHIWASLIKEBIDDLECOSHESSOCOOL
<adem> :\
<SlayerXP> Warning: Permanently added 'www.methinks.co.uk,81.77.75.127' (RSA) to the list of known hosts.
<SlayerXP> root@www.methinks.co.uk's password:
<SlayerXP> Permission denied, please try again.
<SlayerXP> lying bastard.
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#76
23:31
06 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Clive> James Bond as an aussie
<Clive> That's so wrong
<Clive> Throw another prawn on the barbie, Ms Moneypenny
<_Khelben_> gday mate, me names bownd, jaimes bownd from the aoutback
<_Khelben_> caslemain fwoar ex, shaken, not stired, and dont overdo the head
<_Khelben_> ah bollox, its dr nah
<_Khelben_> so when do I get to snog all the sheilas?
<_Khelben_> k, think ive overdone it now
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#6
04:50
22 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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* Biddle got sex privileges revoked for quite some time for putting half an eaten kit-kat on a certainsomeone's back while shagging
* Footle laughs
<Biddle> I WAS HUNGRY!
<Footle> Could be worse. I believe evilmarq, whilst shagging with RobL, happily reached over and finished a glass of JD
<Biddle> Actually she jumped me halfway through eating and I couldn't decided which one was better
<Footle> romantic, that
<Footle> apparently about 40% of people surveyed in the south east have answered their mobile phone while shagging
<Footle> *random fact*
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#806
14:21
06 June 2006 [+]
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IRCNet
#blighty
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<Iain`> # INCLUDE CGI.pm
<Iain`> use CGI;
<Iain`> thank fuck they put that comment in
<Iain`> i was totally bamboozled until then
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#635
11:48
05 August 2004 [+]
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ircnet
#jimbob
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Jimbob: Hmm, maybe they should make a new show especially for you: "I'm a celebrity, take me out" - A group of celebrities are left in the Australian bush where Rob hunts them down with his sniper rifle
NiceGuyUK: Kylie has the only Australian bush I wanna be left in :D
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#622
17:27
21 July 2004 [+]
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<@cenhinen> mmm, note to self. when trying to discreetly watch porn at work, don't click maximise instead of close by accident
<@Holborn> hahaha
<@leicaWRK> hehe
<@Enid> heh
<@Iain> lol
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#516
00:16
29 May 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<rolloffle> it's creepy the way all of the US seems to be counting down until when the olsen twins are "legal".
<rolloffle> 1. they already are legal.
<rolloffle> 2. they're not that attractive.
<rolloffle> 3. nobody cares, they're celebrity whores.
<Dessimat0r> yes
<rkz> yes
<penisbird> yep
<rkz> what are they going to do
<rkz> rape em when it reaches 0
<rolloffle> exactly.
<rkz> so the sentace is lighter
<rkz> not pedophilia
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#809
21:09
07 June 2006 [+]
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IRCNet
uknot
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<@cpufreak> my sister told me when I was 3 that I could fly
<@cpufreak> so I jumped off the bunkbed, and waved my arms..
<@cpufreak> and knocked myself out
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#707
22:34
06 April 2005 [+]
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ircnet
#uknot
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<shadyron> is there a difference between an oblong and a rectangle, or are they just symbolic links?
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#56
12:54
29 April 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#cisco
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<tlv> Crusader: whut else is new ?
<Crusader> not much ..
<Crusader> mud_spike is licking my shoes .. as usual ..
<tlv> same shit different day ey?
<Crusader> uep ..
<Mud_Spike> oh really
<Crusader> mud, that was just a funny thing i said to impress tlv.. i didnt know you'd be watching ..
<Crusader> IM SO SORRY !?!?!?! !!!!!
<tlv> guess you'll not be gettin none tonight ey?
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#64
11:41
02 May 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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[11:40] <CapnB> We're getting Oliver debagged next Friday.
[11:40] <CapnB> I'm thinking about ebaying his testicles.
[11:40] <adem> !!!
[11:40] <CapnB> he's full of catspunk, and the cat next door knows this :)
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#26
11:35
24 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Ser_Olmy> r
<christel> u
<adem> s
<Biddle> s
<InfraRed_> t
<adem> idiot
<adem> the word was 'russia', you lose
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#41
06:25
27 April 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<adama> adam's turn to need pie now :|
<adama> had pie
<adama> pie gone
* adama needs to start singing the blues
<adama> dog ate mah pie...
<kurai> #Woke up in d'mornin' ...
<kurai> #An' ma pie was gawn ...
<kurai> #I thawt 'bout puddin' ...
<kurai> #But dat'd be jus wrawng ...
<kurai> #I got da bluuuuueess for ma pie ...
<kurai> #Goin' aaaawwwn
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#650
05:19
07 September 2004 [+]
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irc.hax.nu
#hothardware
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[ Drucifer ] Is it illegal to rape a blow up dole?
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#1168
14:14
27 September 2007 [+]
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nsg
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14:13 <@nine> god damn it, i wanted to register "tubgirl.com" and put a picture of a girl expelling an enema on it, but someone has beat me to it.
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#906
13:22
01 March 2007 [+]
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ircnet
#dl-bar
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[Linzi] anyone know who slayer works with?
[Linzi] i think hes called steve?
<GazMob> xander and willow?
<GazMob> lol
<_iain_> lol
<cenhinen> heh
<GazMob> i'm sorry. i'll go sit in the corner.
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#39
04:35
27 April 2003 [+]
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Undernet
#anti-usa
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*** adama changes the topic to 'Democracy is like asking a child what it wants for lunch. It wants whatever the TV says has most sugar in it, of course. (C) 2003 adama'
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