Top 20 Rated Quotes
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#104
04:15
25 May 2003 [+]
8008138
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<Capaneus> You know you're a geek from hell when you IRC from bed at 4am by using terminal services to your main PC from your laptop and from there another session to another box a billion miles away whilst taking photos of you cock with your 7650 and sending them via Bluetooth to your main PC and calling them via the TS session on the laptop and sending them to people you don't like.
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#1008
17:39
26 July 2007 [+]
393
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irc.fa.gs
#oublinet
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16:44 < gabriel> ANAL FUCKFEST THRILL OLYMPICS
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#746
01:02
02 July 2005 [+]
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Blitzed
#blitzed
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<@grifferz> I wrote in my dad's most recent birthday card, "I'm proud to
have a father who fully embraces wireless communication, even
if only limited to the tv remote at present"
<@grifferz> but he said "what do you mean? can you get that internet
without wires now?"
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#818
17:40
09 June 2006 [+]
72
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ircnet
#dlbar
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* Iain reckons it must be about Weekend Time \o/
<@joe-> nearly
<@honree> \o/
<@joe-> steady, lads.. steady.. wait for it.. GO! HOME!
-!- Iain [~iain@deepsea.force9.co.uk] has left #dl-bar [... and he's off!]
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#1168
14:14
27 September 2007 [+]
67
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nsg
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14:13 <@nine> god damn it, i wanted to register "tubgirl.com" and put a picture of a girl expelling an enema on it, but someone has beat me to it.
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#1937
00:21
09 November 2007 [+]
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ircnet
uknot
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<@adama> i just thought htere had been a power cut
<@adama> but i'd just blinked
<@adama> and forgotten to open my eyes again
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#105
05:06
25 May 2003 [+]
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ArcNET
#worms
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<[JC]> my uncle went to disneyland florida for his holiday... they actually rent wheelchairs out to the fat cunts
<[JC]> oh they went on a water slide, and this fat twats about to go down, my 5 year old niece asks her dad if the fat man is going to get stuck in the slide like homer simpson
<[JC]> the entire queue roars with laughter as this bloke heads off down the tube
<BarryBPL> go on, finish by saying he got stuck :)
<[JC]> well i guess he didnt, they probably grease the side of the tubes in case
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#169
15:51
02 July 2003 [+]
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ArcNet
#worms
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<Ng> if I went for all the spam I get, my wang would be about 15 miles long by now and I'd have enough viagra to keep it hard eons after I die ;)
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#311
19:49
17 November 2003 [+]
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IRCnet
#uknot
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<RyanOC> Can anyone here *quickly* get me some 'net bandwith w/BGP at City Reach, Docklands? (Over Ethernet)
<adama> not over gas?
<adama> IPoverGas is thenextbigthing(tm)
<cenhinen> Ketchup Over MPLS
<scroteman> bluetooth over bluecheese
<jtb> brown sauce over saussage
<scroteman> this is getting ridiculous
<scroteman> neither brown sauce nor sausage is a protocol
<jtb> yes it is
<jtb> its a protocol for making my taste buds happy
<scroteman> and the RFC number is what?
<jtb> hmmm, i maybe ought to write one :)
<jtb> it would however require considerable research
<jtb> \o/
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#540
06:39
31 May 2004 [+]
31
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<h3n> DIKKY WHERE ARE YOU GOING LOL
<DiKKy> h3n: IM GOING TO SHOOT WITH MY COOL AIRSOFT GUN LOL
<h3n> dikky: do you live in a horrible place where real guns are outlawed?
<DiKKy> UH
<DiKKy> ALMOST
<DiKKy> LOL
<DiKKy> IT WOULD BE .. NOT GOOD TO SHOOT OTHER PEOPLE WITH REAL GUN
<DiKKy> BECAUSE
<DiKKy> THEN WE COULDNT PLAY THAT OFTEN
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#78
12:07
08 May 2003 [+]
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<@combatwo> julia has just given birth to a little girl
<@barn> on purpose?
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#274
14:46
02 September 2003 [+]
30
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IRCnet
#rar
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<Skywalker> hmm
<Skywalker> a friend of mine has a 15yo boyfriend and he easked my advice
<Skywalker> so I told him to buy a house with deep cellars
<Skywalker> now he's not talking to me
<Skywalker> strange
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#309
02:22
29 October 2003 [+]
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oftc
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< cdlu> DO NOT WATCH 24 SEASON 3
< cpufreak> why?
< cdlu> cpufreak: watch it and see :)
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#122
10:23
31 May 2003 [+]
27
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ARCnet
#gas
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<Alan> Werdna dosnt have a birth certificate
<Alan> he has an apology letter from durex
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#370
14:52
10 January 2004 [+]
24
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oftc
#blug
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< dw> right, off :)
< dw> hmm.
< dw> getting harder to /quit again
-!- dw has quit [Quit: leaving]
< pads> lol... :)
< cpufreak> haha
< cpufreak> I predetect dw will become a regular user again in about 24hrs
< rory> yeh. his appearances here are getting longer and more frequent...
< pads> He'll be back. They always come back. IRC is the only thign
harder to give up that heroin injected from a nicotine filled
syringe.
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#589
19:04
22 June 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<tirel> i don't think any kind of exploits will work on me
<rolloffle> THAT'S WHAT THE GNOME DEVELOPERS SAID
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#539
04:54
31 May 2004 [+]
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Evolnet
#gnaa
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<g0sp-hell> I'm watching my ex-girlfriend struggle with comprehending my megahal that I have set up to respond to all instant messages from her.
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#323
21:29
01 December 2003 [+]
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Undernet
Censored
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<kez> *** scanning for drugs
<kez> *** 1 stash of drugs found
<kez> *** preparing away
* kez away: bbiab
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#485
18:03
16 May 2004 [+]
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essex
essex
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18:02 Sun May 16 18:02:20 BST 2004
18:02 -!- Topic for #essex: this is yesterdays topic.
18:02 -!- Topic set by irc.essex.ac.uk [] [Sat May 15 18:02:16 2004]
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#49
13:19
27 April 2003 [+]
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ArcNET
#worms
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<C> ITS IMPORTANT
<skutter> don't be so dramatic :)
<Tickly> RIPOSTE
<Tickly> COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Tickly> etc. etc.
<skutter> oi
<C> WITTY REMARK
<skutter> stop quoting bash.org
<skutter> not allowed
<Tickly> :)
<gina> lol fuck off c :P
<C> skutter: bring it
<skutter> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<C> now thats just not funny
<skutter> it was part of the quote
<C> you've taken it too far now
<skutter> :P
<skutter> die.
<C> it was funny till you got involved.
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